spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

spankitude by YourCloud July 9, 2003

snackitude 

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

snackitude by heidismiles February 4, 2021

spongitude

n. spongitude: The ability to multitask by auditing while listening to your managers rant and rave.

Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.

spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

slackitude by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

skankitude 

Exuding an air of skankiness; a skanky attitude or a skanky wickedness (a play on the word "turpitude").

Our society has succumb to decadence and moral skankitude

skankitude by Prudeance June 12, 2006

spankidextrous 

The ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !

spankidextrous by smart pants guy October 11, 2013