soviet

an adj used to describe something that is old and out of date, and looks like something from the old soviet union.

"cold war esque"

G: did you see that strip mall? boarded up stores...flickering lights.

B: yeah...it's totally soviet.

by nanzil February 19, 2009

Soviet

Soviet is an awesome person. His home, is theBOTnet.com. Soviet is a l33t coder, and the absolute master of Social Engineering. Soviet has a bigger penis then you and will not hesitate to smack you with it, and his massive cock comes from fapping all day. you can meet & chat with Soviet on thebotnet.com or via IRC irc.dab.biz #thebotnet

example: *soviet faps*

by tehbawtter June 5, 2011

Soviet

See: awesome

"Ho shit, Nick, that game of SOCOM was Soviet!"

by Dave February 7, 2004

Soviet

A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.

Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."

by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009

soviet

(n.) A person who clings to the past, particularly a socialist who believes russia will rise again under a communist regimé.

You are such a soviet, get over it already, it happened 13 years ago.

by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004

Soviet

A russian gay porn show involving soviet and another person

Soviet: Wow I love that jump into gay porn
Random Onlooker: mhm
Soviet: yes mhm

by Mooselflies June 10, 2009

soviet

any thing or thought that is very very distorted and disorganized.

"I swear these directions are soviet as fuck, I cant wrap my head around them and Im getting more and more lost."

"Lets pay that riff again, this time not so... soviet. I couldnt even hear what was going on."

by Capn CocoCripsy September 22, 2008