BeerChuggin'German's definitions

Van

A common Dutch durname.

@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."

by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.

Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava

by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply

Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!

by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009

Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.

I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(

by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020

Guest

1. A person not yet a resident of an institution/ household but instead a "lurker;" Someone who is a temporary arrival.

2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:

A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)

B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")

The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.

1. Man1: Damn those fuckers! They took my tea again without asking!

Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.

2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-

ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-

by BeerChuggin'German August 10, 2009

The Penis Game

A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.

Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!

Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-

by BeerChuggin'German June 14, 2010

CX=D-------------------------------------------

The Ascii version of a rapier

Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?

Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!

by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009