i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.
n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!
by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010
mugGet the i r t3h pwnz0rmug.

Caw

1. (Incorrect) A Jamaican "swear word" used to cover up profanity.

2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull

3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.
1. StudentInClass1: *CAW* this piece of *CAWWWWWWWW*!

Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!

2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)

3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!
by BeerChuggin'German October 11, 2009
mugGet the Cawmug.
Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?

Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!
by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009
mugGet the CX=D-------------------------------------------mug.

8====D (O)

A penis going into a vagina. Used to make humor in AIM Chatrooms.
Person I: Hey homie.

Person II: Check this out! A dick fucking a pussy. 8====D (O)
by BeerChuggin'German August 24, 2008
mugGet the 8====D (O)mug.

Van

A common Dutch durname.
@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
by BeerChuggin'German September 07, 2009
mugGet the Vanmug.

Soviet

A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009
mugGet the Sovietmug.

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.
Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava
by BeerChuggin'German October 04, 2009
mugGet the Savage Plaguemug.