BeerChuggin'German's definitions

i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.

n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!

by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply

Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!

by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009

Van

A common Dutch durname.

@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."

by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.

Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava

by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009

CX=D-------------------------------------------

The Ascii version of a rapier

Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?

Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!

by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009

8====D (O)

A penis going into a vagina. Used to make humor in AIM Chatrooms.

Person I: Hey homie.

Person II: Check this out! A dick fucking a pussy. 8====D (O)

by BeerChuggin'German August 24, 2008

Soviet

A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.

Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."

by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009