BeerChuggin'German's definitions

i r t3h pwnz0r

A retarded, nooby way of saying "I am the best" by inserting unnecessary characters and raping the the Proper English language. Most likely found in chatrooms where roleplaying is concerned, though forums, portals, and even actual written documents are starting to become victims of leet-chat.

n00bl3t: i r t3h pwnz0r!!!11111!!!!!1.....!!!!!111111

Elite: Shut the fucking hell up, fucker! You are melting my damn eyeballs by typing it one hundred times!

by BeerChuggin'German June 21, 2010

Caw

1. (Incorrect) A Jamaican "swear word" used to cover up profanity.

2. (Verb) The noise a bird flying overseas makes. Typically precedes a nice little stinky turd landing on your head if you don't watch out for the passing seagull

3. (Slang) A random noise a person makes to attract pointless attention; to break the ice.

1. StudentInClass1: *CAW* this piece of *CAWWWWWWWW*!

Teacher: Shut up, Steve! Go to detention!

2. Seagull: Caw, caw! -Releases a turd onto a fisher man-
Fisherman: Fuck! Stupid bird shit landed on my head, Mark!
Mark: \o/ (LOL)

3. RandomNoobOnMySpace: CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! G3t this m3ss@ge t@ 5 of ur homeboyz n gurlzzzzzzzz ta get 5 mil!!!!!1eleven1!!
LiteratePersonOnMySpace: Get the *FUCK* off the Internet!

by BeerChuggin'German October 11, 2009

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.

Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava

by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009

Van

A common Dutch durname.

@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."

by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009

97.9 The Box

A radio station in the Greater Houston area which opens weekday mornings with a retarded "Rollcall Yall" portion on the Matt Hadder Show before the good stuff (( R&B )) gets a chance to come on. Avoid it if you find the Rollcall song annoying; Go to it if you like R&B in the afternoon

Matt Hadder: "It's da roll call yall! It's the roll call yall! A B C D E F G. H I J K L-M-N-O-P. Q R S, and T U V. W X, and Y and Z. Next time won't you sing with me at 6:40.

Me: -Screaming at the radio- Shut the fucking hell up! I hate you, "97.9 The Box!"

by BeerChuggin'German December 5, 2009

Stanky

A poorly-enunciated varient of the word "Stinky." Most often used by those with poor grammatical skills or by the wangsters. Avoid those people at all costs!

Noob1: "Damn. Yah momma's so stanky, da gawbage man-"

EducatedMan/Woman: "Shut the fuck up, retard! "Stanky" is not a word, nooblet!"

Noob1: :( -Cries in the corner-

by BeerChuggin'German April 19, 2010

Guest

1. A person not yet a resident of an institution/ household but instead a "lurker;" Someone who is a temporary arrival.

2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:

A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)

B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")

The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.

1. Man1: Damn those fuckers! They took my tea again without asking!

Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.

2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-

ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-

by BeerChuggin'German August 10, 2009