BeerChuggin'German's definitions

Soviet

A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.

Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."

by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009

8====D (O)

A penis going into a vagina. Used to make humor in AIM Chatrooms.

Person I: Hey homie.

Person II: Check this out! A dick fucking a pussy. 8====D (O)

by BeerChuggin'German August 24, 2008

CX=D-------------------------------------------

The Ascii version of a rapier

Person1: "Yo Mitch. I got myself a CX=D-------------------------------------------. Wanna fight?

Person2: "Hell no! You will pwn my ass with that shit!

by BeerChuggin'German July 18, 2009

1/2X+7 Rule

A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.

Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:

1/2(15)+7

Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!

7.7+7

Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.

If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.

Male: Female:

15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17

Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.

by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010

The Penis Game

A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.

Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!

Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-

by BeerChuggin'German June 14, 2010

Van

A common Dutch durname.

@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"

Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."

by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009

Savage Plague

A fetish for Native Americans, Native American culture, or Native American whatever. Typically found in Greenland by horny Danes, Savage Plague has since made a few outbreaks in Asia, Australia, and even parts of backward Europe. Derives from the words "Noble Savage," a derogatory term for Native Americans.

Euroamerican dude: Damn! Did you see that sexy dark skinned, straight black haired chick walk by? She has a huge ass!

Some random dude: Shut the fucking hell up! Valiciana will kick your fucking Savage Plague'd ass!

Euroamerican dude: O_O' I have Sava

by BeerChuggin'German October 4, 2009