BeerChuggin'German's definitions
A socio-mental illness that manifests as "politcal swinging" from the Left to the Right, or vice versa. Usually caused by a lack of confidence in a politcal leader.
So-CalledLiberal: "Fuck! Obama's policies were nothing what I imagined!"
Rush Limbaugh: "Careful, Democrat. You're experiencing Bipolitical Disorder. Take a week off.
Rush Limbaugh: "Careful, Democrat. You're experiencing Bipolitical Disorder. Take a week off.
by BeerChuggin'German February 23, 2010
Get the Bipolitical Disordermug. PersonOnAIM1: Hey Mitch.
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
Mitch: Wazup, Juan?
...
Ten Minutes later...
Juan: Hey! Look at this! LOL. 8====D <>
by BeerChuggin'German December 9, 2008
Get the [<>]mug. A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
Get the 1/2X+7 Rulemug. Byakuya Kuchiki, also known as Captain Kuchiki in short, is one of the characters in the Bleach series. In the early episodes, he was responsible for nearly killing Ichigo Kurosaki when Ichigo was about to finish off Renji. In combat, he always appears calm and rarely appears surprised. He's the Captain of the Sixth Division.
Person I: "Damn. That Byakuya Kuchiki is the bomb!"
Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."
Person I: "Homo!"
Person II: "No shit, dude. He makes me wanna fuck him."
Person I: "Homo!"
by BeerChuggin'German August 28, 2008
Get the Byakuya Kuchikimug. A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.
Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!
Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!
Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!
Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-
by BeerChuggin'German June 14, 2010
Get the The Penis Gamemug. A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009
Get the Platonic Marriagemug. 1. A person not yet a resident of an institution/ household but instead a "lurker;" Someone who is a temporary arrival.
2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:
A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)
B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")
The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.
2. A person that uses a feature on ROBLOX to either:
A. Try out Roblox as a completely benign player (Rare)
B. Act as a noob and delete people's creations as well as Teamkilling ("Friendly fire")
The latter is the reason why a good proportion of Roblox's elitists wish to restrict or even remove the Guest feature altogether.
1. Man1: Damn those fuckers! They took my tea again without asking!
Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.
2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-
ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-
Man2: Those guests must leave if they don't act politely.
2. NoobOnRoblox: Cumz onz! Fux y@ur cr3@ation! -Deletes many things like hell-
ProperUser: F*** you! -Reports using the Roblox Report feature which rarely works on guests as they are temorary "accounts"-
by BeerChuggin'German August 10, 2009
Get the Guestmug.