South Hampton Drain Stainer 

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

South Hampton Drain Stainer by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

South Hampton Butterfinger 

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.

After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.

South Hampton Butterfinger by Millard Hampton December 5, 2009

taking my talents to southhampton 

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

taking my talents to southhampton by Stepdads September 29, 2010

southhamptoned 

southhamptoned

sau-tham-tuhnd

adjective

When your squad gets obliterated during a transfer window

Alexi: "Arsenal have been Southhamptoned for many years now"
Michael: "Nah, you fookin cunt, Arsenal invented Southhamptoning."

southhamptoned by Trowawayatwork July 28, 2014

southhampton quahog 

When a man ejaculates onto a pillow then wraps the pillow around an accomplice, who looks like a clam with the pillow around their head.

Friend: I just gave Anderson a Southhampton Quahog!
Friend 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

southhampton quahog by DingyDingDing December 11, 2024