A girl with an attractive body, but an ugly face. She is usually used and abused for sexual pleasure by men, but never wifed. You just beat her pussy up and bounce.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hit up that girl from last night?
Dude 2: Nah. Shes like flat soda. Ima just keep her around in case I get thirsty!
Got some flat diet soda? If it contains phosphoric acid and/or citric acid, don't throw it away, put it in a spray bottle and use it as a cleaner. Do NOT use regular (sugary) soda, or you'll make a super sticky mess!
Flat diet soda cleans well, and is safe for babies and pets.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"