snuffleupasparagus Share definition Flag 1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk. "Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over." snuffleupasparagus by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the snuffleupasparagus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch