1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack
"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."
1. A war waged against an asshole
2. A war waged by an asshole
"If that asshole
doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."
"I don't know what this asshole
's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."
1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.
"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."
1. Adjective used to covertly describe someone as an enormous douchebag
2. Adjective used to convey a douchebag
of immense proportions.
"Sweet IROC-Z Larry, that baby is as vinegargantuan as you are."
"You see Larry's new IROC? That guy isn't just a douchebag
, he's a vinegargantuan douchebag
I caught Jack and Ennis making out, I guess they're bisexual or whatever.
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