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Shnozling 

When a girl pulls a man's dick from between their legs and sucks from behind while her big shnoz tickles his taint.
Dude... guess what. My girlfriend was shnozling me last night!
Shnozling by BM/JB March 27, 2009

sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

Swedish Snorkling 

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.

snoggling 

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.
Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).
snoggling by D. Watson November 6, 2007

Snuzzling 

The combination of snuggle and nuzzle = snuzzling.

The "act" of snuzzling.
We were tired and in a happy mood last night, so we spent our time snuzzling together and watching a romantic movie.
Snuzzling by Mariam Bee January 11, 2008

Spizzling 

When it's raining lightly, it's a cross between spitting and drizzling. I.e. It's not drizzling and it's not spitting, but it's a bit of both.
"It's sort of spitting and drizzling outside"
"No, it's spizzling"
Spizzling by maxiez March 8, 2008