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Snogwarts 

The Suethor take on Hogwarts. It's full of Mary Sue's. Not much learning takes place, just Sue's snogging (as implied by the name), being Draco Malfoy's girlfriends, Harry's fiancees or carrying Edward Cullen's babies, even though he has nothing to do with HP...
The four houses of Snogwarts are Sparklypoo, Tootsitramp, Quanonraip and Bitchiwitch.

All original characters remaining at Snogwarts have been modified to fit in with the immaculate Sue's (see Quanonraip).
Example 1: Tresor Arwen Silverlight, half Veela, half vampire, half centaur and half mermaid is one of the many Snogwarts students.

Snogwarts is where all the Mary Sue's belong.
Snogwarts by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 26, 2010
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Snowfart 

The realization that you're not special, you're not the unique snowflake that you always thought you were... You're actually just a snowfart.
I always thought that I was special, that I was a unique snowflake... but now after 23 years, I realize I am just a snowfart.
Snowfart by Jake McDoogermith January 15, 2010
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Snow Art 

The art of writing words on a side of a mountain in winter so that other people can read them when they go up a lift.
''Awww, can you see that writing there in the snow? Its says 'I love Emma with all my heart' awww thats so cute, that must be the best Snow Art I have ever seen''
Snow Art by gingerdninja January 3, 2009

Snowantric 

The coolest YouTuber out there! His reviews are the best around. He’s got the best sense of humor and every time a video shows up in your notifications you’ll squeal in excitement.
Dude have you seen Snowantric’s new video yet?”
“No, but I heard it was really good!”
Snowantric by Mr.Jolteon May 22, 2021
To spowart is to renege on a deal usually with a friend, using trust to keep stringing along the person owed, with no intent to ever pay up a cent, yet keep the goods.

Spowarting is being wishy-washy, full of lame excuses while abusing trust of a friend or a colleague to benefit off of them .
My neighbor Mike tried to spowart me on my lawnmower deal but I took it back after he hadn't payed me for over a month. His excuses were so transparent even his 5 year old daughter knew he was lying about why he never had the cash for it. I think he never intended to pay me. How pathetic to try to spowart a friend and neighbor. I can't trust him again after spowarting.
SPOWART by abeja arana February 4, 2010
Stowart is a short man called Matt with a big nose and a scrappy nature.
“Oh Stowart! Want to play in my golf day?”
“Yes please!”
“Cheers Matt, you big nosed cunt

Snowfarts 

Noun...

Political, derogatory,

see Snowflakes

definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
The demonstration stunk. It was overwhelmed by Snowfarts...
Snowfarts by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018