Snotrag 

A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.

“That snotrag should be burned!”
“Handkerchief or person?”
“Yes.”

Snotrag by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015

snorrowful 

to be both sad and boring

(1) His latest waste of film is the most snorrowful movie I've ever almost sat through.

(2) Whatever you do, don't mention breakups; the tears will start flowing and she'll become your snorrowful sister.

snorrowful by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 3, 2009

Snotrag 

A handkerchief or tissue. Implicit in the word is that the handkerchief or tissue has been used and that the product within it is particularly vile, greasy, and slimy; the result of diseased sinuses or a severe nasal infection. By extension the word can be used to describe a person having the same qualities, an obnoxious, slimeball whose very presence makes people nauseous.

Gordon's tried to cop off with Alice again.
Fuckin' snotrag needs a good smack in the chops.

Snotrag by Croatalin November 21, 2013

snotlocker 

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

snotlocker by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

Snogrog 

The substance that is ejected from your nose/mouth if you laugh while eating or drinking.

or

The act that produces said substance.

Holy shit! You just snogrogged all over my cat!

Snogrog by Kell42 July 29, 2010

Snotkop 

South african slang for cocky young person or a know-it-all!

That laaitjie is a real snotkop

Snotkop by LestatZA March 26, 2009

snorton 

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

snorton by durk diggler January 3, 2008