Suckology 

The study of sucking

I got my Masters in suckology, at MIT

Suckology by SuckologyBoys May 5, 2015

reverse suckology 

To give sympathy head with the intent of never talking to the recipient again. Similar to reverse psychology, but with dicks.

Taylor: Hey Malanie, you get rid of Nathan yet?

Melanie: Yeah I just gave him some head, so hopefully he won't try to talk to me again.

Taylor: Classic reverse suckology.

reverse suckology by Meisterbater May 22, 2016

SICKOLOGY

THE ART OF BEING SICK!!
No one is as sick as TECH N9NE!

Have you heard Tech new CD Sickology?
Fuck yea it's the best shit ever!

SICKOLOGY by Dana <3's Tech n9ne April 14, 2009

Snookology 

A class taken where the teacher teaches you their own personal view on the subject. In this class "snookshit" is often given as homework.

Damn it, not 4th hour snookology again!

Snookology by relic(hahahahhaahahaha) April 25, 2009

Reverse Smokology 

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.

"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."

Reverse Smokology by Valtastic October 7, 2009

smokeology 

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.

Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?

smokeology by kushtoking October 22, 2008

Shoeology 

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

Shoeology by Big Woods November 20, 2011