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SKIZZUMS 

Astoundment and wonder
They saw the view or Niagara Falls from their exclusive hotel and said...

"Skizzums! look at that for a veiw"

Can also be said with similar words e.g. "Skizzums der gur Skazzums dot Skuzzums!"
SKIZZUMS by Dale Dempsey September 19, 2003
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a form of jism that is taken in the mouth by a female (male) and then spit onto the male that put it in said persons' mouth
Holy shit dude! Look at that guy, he's got spizzum all over his face. His girlfriend (boyfriend) must have been pissed off at him!
spizzum by Fatty McGee December 2, 2003
This is a combination of the word sh*t and jizzum, and basically is a masking of the word sh*t
shizzum by Eric September 24, 2003
Anybody got any sizzum for some pizza?
Sizzum by Mickey Deuce September 24, 2002

jizzim stizzum 

Its where you bust a fat nut and spit water all over yourself
Bro i just pulled a fat ass jizzim stizzum
jizzim stizzum by POSTMALONEY November 12, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026