Snedley 

1. A hard piece of snot, just inside the nostril but visible to anyone within conversation range. Usually hangs from and surrounds a nose hair the way wax surrounds a candle wick.

2. A semi-hard piece of snot that flies out of you nostril into a handkerchief or the palm of your hand when you sneeze.

When he sneezed, a snedley shot out his nose and landed in my french fries.

Snedley by B. H. McNultey November 21, 2009

shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.

Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.

shop senile by Dullishpage January 17, 2019

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

snailed by vastheman August 18, 2009

Snexle 

The snuggle before the sex

Amanda and magus snexled because they snuggled before they had sex.

Snexle by Chichibear February 21, 2011

snailer

One who travels slowly resulting in the slowing down of others who travel with that person.

"Andrew's such a snailer, it takes us fifteen minutes to walk up the block to the local dépanneur."

snailer by Rupert Gehmlich September 15, 2006

senile 

Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.

Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.

senile by Saints October 5, 2003

Sheilee

Smart, loyal, twisted-humored girl. Won't take shit from no one, very literal, usually a skeptic, but always hilarious to talk to. Will never let you down. Clever, witty, and rough around the edges. Makes an effort to bring light to any dark situation. Has a great smile. Usually has dark or hazel-eyes. Knows a lot about everything. Sees all sides of arguments. Loves getting even when wronged. But above all, always truthful and one of the best friends you will ever have in your life.

Ex. 1: She's intelligent and brooding, must be a Sheilee.

Ex. 2:

Girl 1 - "Wow, she's super cool and never lies."
Girl 2 - "Oh, her? That's Sheilee. She's awesome!"

Sheilee by TwistedLilly April 28, 2013