10 definitions by vastheman
1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.
2. A Chinese boner.
2. A Chinese boner.
1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.
2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
by vastheman January 9, 2011
1. A girl who doesn't shave, wax or otherwise depilate her legs, armpits and/or pubic region. Possible reasons include laziness, sensitive skin, a belief that it's more natural, or a partner who likes it that way.
2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
2. A girl with an unusually large amount of body hair. Some guys think this is a turnoff. Others however, believing it is caused by an abundance of sex hormones, think that hairy chicks are better in bed.
1. Man, I was at the nudist beach and I saw some hippie with full armpit hair and a wild bush. Hairy chicks are such a turnoff!
2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
2. I would so shag Linh if she was a bit older. See her arms? She's still underage, and she's already a hairy chick.
by vastheman January 29, 2010
When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.
by vastheman August 26, 2010
1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).
2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?
2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
by vastheman October 14, 2008
Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.
From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."
From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."
by vastheman December 18, 2007
The hamster looks pretty big relative to the snake, even with the unhingeable jaws... could just be all that fluffywuffiness.
by vastheman October 7, 2012