Getting bare ass nekkid and rubbing your vagina across a linoleum floor. Not recommended for wood floors or carpet.
by master.of.porkchops September 29, 2013
When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.
by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009
When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
by Bigdadddyz April 23, 2017
You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.
best done on a carpet.
best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019