The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
TV: NBC reports that truck/SUV drivers are the number one cause of global warming.
Redneck: damn NBC trying to spread their hippie properganda by attackin' SUV and Truck drivers. There aint no global warmin'