All-American-Badass's definitions

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

Properganda

The redneck way of saying propaganda. usually said by rednecks to claim that news is spitting out liberal, anti-redneck, and or pro-hippie propaganda

TV: NBC reports that truck/SUV drivers are the number one cause of global warming.
Redneck: damn NBC trying to spread their hippie properganda by attackin' SUV and Truck drivers. There aint no global warmin'

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

Ted Stevens

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck

Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck

by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009

zing it

the awesome game that is based off bop it except in yo-yo form. its commands are bop it zing it(make the yo-yo go down and back) and loop it(loop the yo-yo)

Jack: dude this zing it kicks ass.
Greg: cool they did bop it in yo-yo form

by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008

Modernficate

The Bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)

Rick: What the hell am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified

by All-American-Badass April 6, 2009

Penny Payers

People who decide to pay unjust fines (eg parking tickets) entirely with pennies to legally piss off whoever they are paying the fine to.

Guy 1: what the hell they ticketed me $50 to park my car by my house? this is bullshit.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.

by All-American-Badass August 18, 2009

Whore on 5th and main

A title given to someone who's too much of a whore to be called a whore. so we give the person the title of a whore on a busy intersection.( can work with other intersections also eg. 7th and Hollywood. Broadway and Riverveiw ect.)

Person 1: dude, who hasn't done that chick
Person 2: beats me i think she's the whore on 5th and main.

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009