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Whore on 5th and main

A title given to someone who's too much of a whore to be called a whore. so we give the person the title of a whore on a busy intersection.( can work with other intersections also eg. 7th and Hollywood. Broadway and Riverveiw ect.)
Person 1: dude, who hasn't done that chick
Person 2: beats me i think she's the whore on 5th and main.
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
mugGet the Whore on 5th and mainmug.

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage
Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
mugGet the u-googlemug.

Modernficate

The Bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)
Rick: What the hell am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified
by All-American-Badass April 6, 2009
mugGet the Modernficatemug.

Penny Payers

People who decide to pay unjust fines (eg parking tickets) entirely with pennies to legally piss off whoever they are paying the fine to.
Guy 1: what the hell they ticketed me $50 to park my car by my house? this is bullshit.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.
by All-American-Badass August 18, 2009
mugGet the Penny Payersmug.

snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
mugGet the snail racemug.

crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist
what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin
by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008
mugGet the crapspacemug.

Ted Stevens

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
mugGet the Ted Stevensmug.

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