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A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.
US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
by All-American-Badass February 4, 2010
Get the Canada mug.When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
Get the snail race mug.A title given to someone who's too much of a whore to be called a whore. so we give the person the title of a whore on a busy intersection.( can work with other intersections also eg. 7th and Hollywood. Broadway and Riverveiw ect.)
Person 1: dude, who hasn't done that chick
Person 2: beats me i think she's the whore on 5th and main.
Person 2: beats me i think she's the whore on 5th and main.
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
Get the Whore on 5th and main mug.The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
Get the Ted Stevens mug.the awesome game that is based off bop it except in yo-yo form. its commands are bop it zing it(make the yo-yo go down and back) and loop it(loop the yo-yo)
by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008
Get the zing it mug.People who decide to pay unjust fines (eg parking tickets) entirely with pennies to legally piss off whoever they are paying the fine to.
Guy 1: what the hell they ticketed me $50 to park my car by my house? this is bullshit.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.
by All-American-Badass August 18, 2009
Get the Penny Payers mug.The Bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)
Rick: What the hell am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified
by All-American-Badass April 6, 2009
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