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Whore on 5th and main

A title given to someone who's too much of a whore to be called a whore. so we give the person the title of a whore on a busy intersection.( can work with other intersections also eg. 7th and Hollywood. Broadway and Riverveiw ect.)
Person 1: dude, who hasn't done that chick
Person 2: beats me i think she's the whore on 5th and main.
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
mugGet the Whore on 5th and mainmug.

zing it

the awesome game that is based off bop it except in yo-yo form. its commands are bop it zing it(make the yo-yo go down and back) and loop it(loop the yo-yo)
Jack: dude this zing it kicks ass.
Greg: cool they did bop it in yo-yo form
by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008
mugGet the zing itmug.

Ted Stevens

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
mugGet the Ted Stevensmug.

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage
Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
mugGet the u-googlemug.

Properganda

The redneck way of saying propaganda. usually said by rednecks to claim that news is spitting out liberal, anti-redneck, and or pro-hippie propaganda
TV: NBC reports that truck/SUV drivers are the number one cause of global warming.
Redneck: damn NBC trying to spread their hippie properganda by attackin' SUV and Truck drivers. There aint no global warmin'
by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009
mugGet the Propergandamug.

Canada

A country founded by beavers in 1901. it's capital is Yukon, which is a barren wasteland. though the beavers expanded southwards to where there was wooded lands. since then the beavers have imported 3000 lumberjacks a year from the US to help them clear trees for massive dams that they put in canada, these dams formed what is now the great lakes.
US Lumberjack 1: those beavers in canada recruited me to cut down trees there eh
Lumberjack 2: oh boy, the last thing we need is lake superior to be bigger dontcha know.
by All-American-Badass February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canadamug.

snail race

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.
Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.
by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010
mugGet the snail racemug.

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