snail race 

When two semi trucks are taking up both lanes on a freeway and both are going at least five miles under the speed limit but one is going slightly faster than the other.

Passenger: Dude the speed limit is 70 why are you only going 60.
Driver: Those two semi's are in a snail race, i can't get by them.

snail race by All-American-Badass April 25, 2010

snail race 

When you are inebriated on some type of drug that slows you down. You feel as if everything is in slow motion. Coined by Lil Wayne best rapper alive.

I like Promethazine, I'm in the snail race.

Purple got me movin slow, like I'm in a snail race.

snail race by Jemjam19 November 30, 2009

snail trail race 

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.

I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.

snail trail race by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017

snailface

When, viewed from the side, a person appears to have no chin or jaw. Skin forms a near straight line from the chin to the chest. Predominantly used as derogatory for a female.

Gross! Look at that nasty snailface chick.

snailface by mr;dwlkvfje; April 12, 2011