smyrne 

an expression meant to destroy the confidence of someone who has said something stupid.

Yeah, moron, the sun revolves around the moon. Smyrne!

smyrne by Jimmy-Jimmy November 12, 2003

Smyrna 'Stache 

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.

"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."

Smyrna 'Stache by Baxtastic November 25, 2009

New Smyrna Beach 

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

New Smyrna Beach by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Smyrna Cut 

Hair cut in which head is shaved and bangs are left, usually to be curled under and left to dangle over the forehead.

That dude still got a Smyrna cut from middle school!

Smyrna Cut by ahaley616 September 19, 2011

Smyrled

When you are showering in a public place and a guy sits on the floor in only a towel waiting on you.

I was at the YMCA yesterday and got smyrled by a hairy guy with a mole on his back.

Smyrled by Diaper Gravy October 22, 2018

New Smyrna Beach 

Several times this has been voted Florida's Best Beach because of it's calm beaches, white hard packed sand perfect for relaxing and sun bathing. Located in Volusia county Florida, one of the few beaches you can still drive on.

We're going to the beach this weekend!
What beach?
New Smyrna Beach, wanna come?
HELL YEAH, NSB is awesome!!

New Smyrna Beach by JessNSB March 23, 2011

Smyrnacrite 

The act of living your life exactly opposite of your church teachings.

Did you see brother Harold cussing his neighbor yesterday? Kinda weird for a Sunday school teacher, what a Smyrnacrite!

Smyrnacrite by Sandman1978 July 19, 2017