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Sexual Market Value. Usually assigned to women on a 0-10 scale, based mostly on physical appearance. In a population it tends to be on a bell curve, where most women are 4, 5, 6, 7 with very few being 1-2/10 and few being 8-10/10.
Her SMV is a 4 out of 9, she's a typical "49er"...
SMV by Jaguar Noir April 26, 2020
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Sexual marketplace value: Attempts to quantify something as nuanced as human interaction and attraction into a product like object on a 10 point scale or graph, based on little to no evidence, and if there are any they’re usually cherrypicked to fit dumb preconceived notions. Like the adage goes “All models are wrong, but some are useful” and this ain’t even useful.

Often times to circlejerk with fellow vapid/hedonistic manchildren or susceptible dumb teens coping with their empty lives and personal relations, often on internet forums where rotting in holes are common, many of which are self made
Ligma male: bro shes like a 5.3412 on the smv scale, these gaddam hypergamy females. I just paid a man on steroids to tell me this for $60 a month or got brainwashed by influencers/grifters with infinite scroll algorithms

Non autist: shut up nerd
SMV by Perc750 September 11, 2022
Sim music video. Like an AMV, but made with The Sims machinima
I prefer SMV to AMV.
SMV by cshin9 March 21, 2013
suck my vagina
if you are male you would say smd for suck my dick
fuck you....oh yeah SMV!!!
Fuck you....oh yeah SMD!!!
smv by Ben jam in January 2, 2006
Hey, you see that Smv drive by? That soccer mom was milf!
SMV by Coop Cooper January 3, 2007
Kort voor "stop me vol"
"Omg, deze pasta is zo lekker stop me vol (SMV)"
SMV by mamamorn December 16, 2022