30 definitions by MsLi
A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.
Jimmy Joe had a cow when he learned that his best friend, John Jay, had bought a term paper online and passed it off as his own writing.
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
Billy Ray laughed at Jimmy Joe's shock that he could do such a thing. He sneered, "Don't have a cow, man! Professors never read those papers anyway."
by MsLi January 29, 2006
A word which is a combination of google, which is a search engine duh! and ud, which is short for Urban Dictionary. To uddle means to search for a definition in the Urban Dictionary.
Some foo be talkin' 'bout "gankin God's hooptie-wagon", so I gotsta uddle it to be straight with what da man means.
by MsLi September 22, 2005
Udders are those who look at words as being alive and as begging to be played with.
Udders find joy in a living language.
Udders find joy in a living language.
by MsLi January 10, 2006
Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes!
by MsLi December 11, 2010
Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi January 29, 2006
A low-life toxic personality who spreads their poison and contaminates the innocent. Sludge is human primordial ooze. Teenage girls often gravitate towards sludge. The sludge soon slimes all over them and the next thing they know the girl's hooked on crack. The trick out stage is next, where Mr. Sludge puts her on the street. She becomes a crack ho and he profits from the dual trade. Advice for dealing with sludge: run in the opposite direction or shoot on sight.
by MsLi April 1, 2006
Racial bukkake is the vile spew that Tea Party members and their ilk can't seem to stop doing. Everybody except white bread rich folks are subject to their racial bukkake.
by MsLi August 15, 2014