8 definitions by cshin9
Forcible rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape which was forced on the victim, as opposed to invited rape. It's the only type of rape which theoretically can be punishable by law.
Also known as rape.
Also known as rape.
The G.O.P. is only against forcible rape.
by cshin9 August 27, 2012
by cshin9 August 21, 2012
A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.
Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)
by cshin9 July 28, 2012
The mass-energy equivalence was one Albert Einstein's most famous work and caused him much celebrity. As such, E = mc² came to mean a formula for success.
Cameron Mitchell: Even if the valley wasn't filled with Jaffa, we could never have made it to the gate and dialed out in under . . . ten seconds.
Martin Lloyd: Good. See, that's why we're here. So what do you think, thirty seconds? Maybe not such a round number. How about . . . thirty-eight!
Daniel Jackson: What difference it does it make? I mean it's not like you're going to have an actual ticking clock on the screen.
Martin: That's brilliant!
Daniel: That's ridiculous.
Martin: Trust me, jeopardy plus ticking clock is box office. It's the E = mc² of the entertainment world! Ask any executive.
Martin Lloyd: Good. See, that's why we're here. So what do you think, thirty seconds? Maybe not such a round number. How about . . . thirty-eight!
Daniel Jackson: What difference it does it make? I mean it's not like you're going to have an actual ticking clock on the screen.
Martin: That's brilliant!
Daniel: That's ridiculous.
Martin: Trust me, jeopardy plus ticking clock is box office. It's the E = mc² of the entertainment world! Ask any executive.
by cshin9 July 17, 2012
A children's TV program about "weird animals" based on books by Marc Brown. It features the eponymous anthropomorphic aardvark Arthur Read dealing with everyday issues with his family and friends in Elwood City.
It's also known for its catchy theme song, which goes:
Everyday when you're walking down the street
everybody that you meet
has an original point of view.
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
You got to listen to your heat. Listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street.
Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better
by working together.
It's a simple message,
and it comes from the heart.
Believe in yourself (believe in yourself),
for that's the place to start! (Start!)
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
"What a wonderful kind of day!
What a wonderful kind of day!"
It's also known for its catchy theme song, which goes:
Everyday when you're walking down the street
everybody that you meet
has an original point of view.
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
You got to listen to your heat. Listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street.
Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better
by working together.
It's a simple message,
and it comes from the heart.
Believe in yourself (believe in yourself),
for that's the place to start! (Start!)
And I say, "Hey! (Hey!)
What a wonderful kind of day
where you can learn to work and play
and get along with each other."
"What a wonderful kind of day!
What a wonderful kind of day!"
Person 1: Arthur is an aardvark, right?
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: And Pal is a dog, right?
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: So how could an aardvard have a dog as a pet?
Person 2: . . .
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: And Pal is a dog, right?
Person 2: Right.
Person 1: So how could an aardvard have a dog as a pet?
Person 2: . . .
by cshin9 August 27, 2012