(Also known as blue ball syndrome)... An over swelling of the testicals as a direct response to lack of use/sexual intercourse.
Going more than 7 days with no head, blows, shines, BJs, handjobs, handshandy, monkeyspank, sex, jammin, barebackin or gettin some can lead to a serious case of smurfitis or blueball syndrome
by Evilgizmo666 February 20, 2010
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