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71.
Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry
"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"
by M-Eazy December 11, 2008
 
72.
An indingenious group of small blue people that live primarily in the jungles of Columbia. Their traditional dress which isn't very adapted to the needs of concealment is the white stocking cap and white painter trousers. They are usually reconized as Hugonauts. Also, chased around by a crazy Columbian trying to boil them down into cocaine to make a living.
The smurfs were actually a peace loving people until divisions over whether to embark on a "cleansing" to wipe out bourgeouis scum should occur.
by P. Kaltenbach January 06, 2008
 
73.
A newly entered recruit in Navy boot camp who is thus called on account of wearing blue Navy hoodies and pants for the first week of indoctrination and inprocessing, and until Navy utility uniforms are issued. They are also shorn of their civilian hair styles: bald for males and shoulder-length for females. The clothes worn are also called 'smurfs' or smurfsuits.
The RDC berated the raw smurfs as they failed to grasp the concepts of marching.
by Mongol Cabelin August 10, 2007
 
74.
A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation
*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...
by Cutthroat-LS March 17, 2005
 
75.
To give a man blue balls.
Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005
 
76.
Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.
Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.
by Paulie Snatchh ;) March 09, 2012
 
77.
a substitute word for profanity usage
Smurf! I left the keys in the car and it's locked.
by 1/2 Key April 27, 2011