a persons face turning blue because of a blow job.
Guy 1: I made my chick smurf last night.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.
by bnasty24 March 06, 2010
A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!

KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it

person one: smurf

KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf

GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF

person one: did you just call me a smuff

KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf

i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff

you smurfing damn smurf smurfer

Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O

KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009
Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?
Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?
by JWIZ96 October 10, 2009
Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry
"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"
by M-Eazy December 11, 2008
A method of finishing kicking someones ass, by smacking your dick across there face, ensuring maximum humiliation
*SMACK* and stay down, bitch...
by Cutthroat-LS March 17, 2005
To give a man blue balls.
Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005
Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.
Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.
by Paulie Snatchh ;) March 09, 2012

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