(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!
by Alex Smurf January 29, 2010
Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.
Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."
by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 26, 2009
Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling
Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling
by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009
Another Word For Bitch
Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
by Aakell May 10, 2009
verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)
I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.
by quadman08 November 20, 2008
A word you can use to replace a verb or noun.
So I was smurfin this smurf up the smurf while she was smurfin out this other smurf when all the sudden Bob Saget smurf came through the smurf and started smurfin the smurf who was getting smurfed out. So I smurf to Bob Saget Smurf "Smurf please, these are my smurvess." But then I Smurfed and got my smurf everywhere.
by Smurf2 November 28, 2007
When you get high by use of mushrooms. Useful when you want to get high with some friends without drawing attention. Dirived from the "Smurfs" cartoon because they live in mushrooms. Can be used in past tense and present tense, and can also be used as an adjective by use of "ed".
How bout we all smurf in the alley real quick.
He is smurfed out of his mind.
I caught John smurfing again.
John smurfs too much.
I smurfed for the first time last night.
by Johnd!!!!! September 23, 2007

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