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Can be used in place of ANY word in the English language.
After the party, I was going to smurf the smurf outta Smurfette at my house, but she smurfed my smurf in the smurfing parking lot.
by Headman July 13, 2005
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Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
by masongr March 20, 2016
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a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party
dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"
by pussy banger February 24, 2005
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smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.
by eggplant July 25, 2003
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Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.
Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.
by ToastyBagels6943vr October 12, 2010
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Los Angeles talk for: Where the weed at man?
Dude, I'm stressed, wheres the smurf at?
by JWIZ96 October 10, 2009
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008
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