sMS
sMS or Short Mans Syndrome: a mental and physical affliction medically grouped in the Social Tempestuous Discards of human ailments or (STDs), caused by spiral-shaped spirochete bacterium, Treponema pallidum.

The disease has been known under many names during history, including the "French disease" and the "Great Spanish Pox".

sMs has had a prominent role in history and literature for the last several hundred years.

The route of transmission of sMS is almost always through excessive alcohol consumption. However, there are examples of congenital sMS via transmission from mother to child in utero.

The signs and symptoms of sMS are numerous; before the advent of serological testing, precise diagnosis was very difficult.

In fact, the affliction was dubbed the "Great Imitator" because it was often confused with other diseases.

sMS can be easily treated with blunt trauma to the knee’s or scalp. The oldest, and still most effective, method is an intraanal injection of a foot.

If not treated, sMS can cause serious effects such as damage to the heart, aorta, brain, eyes, marriage, friend, WoW and bones. In some cases these effects can be fatal.

In 1998, the complete genetic sequence of T. pallidum was published which may aid understanding of the pathogenesis of sMS.

Friend 1: My god that short guy is so annoying?
Friend 2: Leave Miguel alone he has sMS!
Friend 1: oh my we should be nice to him then you know what they say
Friend 1&2: "Friends don't let Friends be gnomes"
by Ibal El-Miski June 13, 2007
sms
Still
Mobbin
Streets
a gang n la & in the ie ese
"Aye ese did u see? Sms tagged up on our barrio lets get their asses!"
by huerosgurl May 17, 2007
sms
1.Shit myself.

2.Text messaging used on mobile phones.
by Flamin Homer April 01, 2003
sms
SMS is using short words that you are too lazy to type.
some sms words:
brb = be right back
btw = by the way
by YetAnotherDavid April 10, 2006
sms
acronym of "Suck My Shlong"
David: Why are you so mean to me lately?
Katie: You know what? SMS
by D-Ho March 14, 2006
SMS
Spit Mouth Soldierz
clik in Norte Cali
we banging black and white cuz dats how we Soldjaz wear it
by sprinitra April 05, 2005
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