sms
Acronym meaning Sega Master System, an 8-bit console SEGA released in the 80's.
I love playing shinobi on my SMS!
by Steven J. S. August 24, 2005
SMS
Sent Message while Shitting - A way of letting people know you're droppin' a deuce while texting them.
315: "pure liquid SMS"
434: "dude thats sick dont text me from the shitter"
by acid66 April 20, 2010
SMS
Single Malt Snob.

Somone who drinks expensive products solely to look rich to other people.

Jay-Z is such a SMS he couldnt tell the difference between Moonshine and the Goose.
by Iamthewombler April 10, 2009
sms
Suck me slow.
or
suck me sideways

instead of sayin like "fuck you" or an emphasis to "wat ever"
"nigga i hear that bitch burned you?! lol"

" man what ever nigga sms! no homo"
by chelsea price October 21, 2007
sms
SMS = Smirks silently.

We all know nobody actually lol's when they lol.
The more appropriate term would be to type 'sms'. Because I'm sure you smirk at the computer screen a lot. But laughing out loud is a little too much.
"...And then she totally slapped the shit out of him."

"Sms."
by 100 Percent Cotton August 14, 2008
sMS
sMS or Short Mans Syndrome: a mental and physical affliction medically grouped in the Social Tempestuous Discards of human ailments or (STDs), caused by spiral-shaped spirochete bacterium, Treponema pallidum.

The disease has been known under many names during history, including the "French disease" and the "Great Spanish Pox".

sMs has had a prominent role in history and literature for the last several hundred years.

The route of transmission of sMS is almost always through excessive alcohol consumption. However, there are examples of congenital sMS via transmission from mother to child in utero.

The signs and symptoms of sMS are numerous; before the advent of serological testing, precise diagnosis was very difficult.

In fact, the affliction was dubbed the "Great Imitator" because it was often confused with other diseases.

sMS can be easily treated with blunt trauma to the knee’s or scalp. The oldest, and still most effective, method is an intraanal injection of a foot.

If not treated, sMS can cause serious effects such as damage to the heart, aorta, brain, eyes, marriage, friend, WoW and bones. In some cases these effects can be fatal.

In 1998, the complete genetic sequence of T. pallidum was published which may aid understanding of the pathogenesis of sMS.

Friend 1: My god that short guy is so annoying?
Friend 2: Leave Miguel alone he has sMS!
Friend 1: oh my we should be nice to him then you know what they say
Friend 1&2: "Friends don't let Friends be gnomes"
by Ibal El-Miski June 13, 2007
sms
Still
Mobbin
Streets
a gang n la & in the ie ese
"Aye ese did u see? Sms tagged up on our barrio lets get their asses!"
by huerosgurl May 17, 2007

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