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smooth guy 

The guy who can talk any girl into bed and can talk their way out of or into any situation. While remaining in control.
"Whoa he didn't even get fined!"
"Oh yeah he's a seriously smooth guy"

"I lost my girlfriend to a really smooth guy"

"Dude that guy has speech 100"
smooth guy by DaughterNature May 21, 2018

Smooth gooch 

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.
Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

smooth gooch 

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.
smooth gooch by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

Smooth Gooch 

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.
I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.
Smooth Gooch by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

smooth goose 

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
smooth goose by nobby_b December 10, 2015

Smooth Game 

The "Smooth Game" is a -name that song game- that is played when you hear the song "Smooth" which is a collaboration between Santana and Rob Thomas. As soon as you know it is the song "Smooth" you should shout out Smooth, ichat Smooth to those playing or text Smooth to those playing.
A group of office workers are busy working when the song Smooth comes on the radio.

Jason: He yells "Smooth" as soon as he hears the first beat.
Jamie: She jumps out of her chair scared.
Yamilin: Starts laughing and can't believe she was beaten at the "Smooth Game."
Jason: I am now up 1 on the "Smooth Game."
Smooth Game by ERP July 22, 2010