4 definitions by ERP

The person who plays fantasy football and dominates the leagues they are in. They understand who to draft, who to play when and understand the best matchups. They also know when to trade players and when to head to the waivers to find good bench players. You will typically find that a "Fantasy Football Guru" is in multiple leagues.
Scot: My team is 4 and 4 in fantasy football. I need a winning streak to get in the playoffs.
Yamilin: You play the "fantasy football Guru" this week so you know the winning streak isn't starting now. He just picked up Wes Welker off waivers and he killed it last week against the Dolphins.
Scot: No doubt. The Guru watches the computer and all 15 games each Sunday. He thinks he is the GM of the Dallas Cowboys or something.
Yamilin: It is only fantasy football but the Guru thinks it is real.
Homewood: The fantasy football Guru is a freak.
by ERP October 27, 2007
Being "Hit like Holyfield" means that the girl sleeps around a lot. She has been "hit" by many different guys.

The fighters that fought Holyfield typically took many punches and the fights lasted the full 12 rounds. There were "hit" many, many times. A girl that has been "hit like Holyfied" is probably not safe and also has STDs.
Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, but she has been hit like Holyfield so you know you will be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock if you settle for her tonight.
by ERP October 24, 2007
Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.

The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.
Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.
by ERP October 24, 2007
The "Smooth Game" is a -name that song game- that is played when you hear the song "Smooth" which is a collaboration between Santana and Rob Thomas. As soon as you know it is the song "Smooth" you should shout out Smooth, ichat Smooth to those playing or text Smooth to those playing.
A group of office workers are busy working when the song Smooth comes on the radio.

Jason: He yells "Smooth" as soon as he hears the first beat.
Jamie: She jumps out of her chair scared.
Yamilin: Starts laughing and can't believe she was beaten at the "Smooth Game."
Jason: I am now up 1 on the "Smooth Game."
by ERP July 21, 2010

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