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Smokehounds 

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.
"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound
Smokehounds by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

Smokehags 

Unattractive, mouth-breathing, lazy females who take cigarette breaks every 30-45 minutes. Commonly found populating trailers on construction sites.
Oh look James, the smokehags are back in the smoke pit.
Smokehags by Stinky Chief July 27, 2012

smokeasy 

An establishment that clandestinely allows smoking on its premises in cities (or states) that otherwise prohibit smoking indoors. Similar to the speakeasy, which allowed alcoholic beverages to be consumed during the Prohibition Era.
That's my favorite bar in Boston - it's a smokeasy.
smokeasy by polycon May 23, 2005

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.
Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.
smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome 

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy
After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!