The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Planet Shitness 

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

Planet Shitness by D Flawless December 7, 2019

Will Smithers 

1) A famously known player around the MMORPG community, who has set over-the-bar achievements that no player can ever dream of reaching. He is also known as Zezima.

"Yo, man. Will Smithers is over there pl0xing it up in the Duel Arena while using the head banging emote."

Will Smithers by Bowjingle June 22, 2011

Unfinished shitness 

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

Unfinished shitness by mregina April 17, 2016

Micah Smithers 

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

Micah Smithers by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

Smithers 

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

Smithers by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

shitness 

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

shitness by Odetta April 22, 2006