the ironic form of smart; dumb
That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
by Colin.LA March 15, 2006
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Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.
I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
by Bazimon March 15, 2014
aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart
When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't
by Damix_55 March 04, 2005
when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.
your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
by c0ldAussie March 02, 2005