stenard 

Anyone who displays amazing talent at sports, comedy, philosophy, and fine arts.

A naturally well gifted Renaissance man.

The Dos Equis man is a Stenard.

stenard by stinkystenard September 3, 2012

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Smenergy 

A yellow-orange coloured drink, sold in pints, made by mixing a bottle of the alcopop Smirnoff Ice and a bottle of a high-caffeine alcoholic energy drink called Raw Spirit. Unique to, and college drink of, University College (colloquially known as 'Castle'), a college of the University of Durham. The drink is only available in the college's bar, the Undercroft, otherwise known as the 'Undie'.

"I'm going to head down to the Undie for a Smenergy, see you there?"

Smenergy by CastleRanger February 10, 2010

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

Fredo Scenario 

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.

Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."

Fredo Scenario by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

smeared shit across the cunt by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Amniotic Scenario 

A scenario when someone says something inappropriate or not even remotely funny causing a silence by the others.

Bryan was saying weird shit again. You don't have to ask it was a Amniotic Scenario

Amniotic Scenario by Los Piratos May 12, 2016