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smell my cheese 

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.
"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.

you smell like cheese 

the act of smelling like cheese.
person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.
you smell like cheese by gingerbaz December 8, 2006

You Smell Like Cheese 

To reek of failure and annoyance, used as a comedic way to tell someone that they disappointed you or another.

To tell another person that you are better than them.
Christian! You smell like cheese!

Why do I not smell like cheese?

smells like cheese

Peter you smell like cheese!!

ur niece smell like cheese 

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.

Smell my cheese 

A technique used to punch your friends/someone who deserves it.
You put your fist on the flat palm of your other hand and tell the victim to smell your cheese. When they put their face near your fist, you punch them. Simple as that.
Lazy cousin of The Cancer Prank.
Person 1: Hey Dan, smell my cheese. -Holds out 'cheese'-
Person 2: Um, okay... -Does so-
Person 1: -Punch-
Person 2: OW. You bastard!
Smell my cheese by Naevai December 8, 2009