Smegma Male
Smegma Male by Hanza30 August 12, 2021
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Smegmaxxing
Smegmaxxing is a term used within incelculture, and is more specifically related to the looksmaxxxing community. Looksmaxxers try to break down looks into a science, and "maximize" their own by using whatever mechanism they believe will help them reach higher standards of beauty. Smegmaxxing describes the process of a male not properly cleaning their male reproductive organ in order to gather an excess amount of smegma. This excess smegma results in an increased level and projection of pheromones, which is commonly known to attract members of the female sex.
"Did you smell Joe walking past earlier? I can tell he's been smegmaxxing lately!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"
"Woah dude! We should really start smegmaxxing, I've heard its super effective!"
Smegmaxxing by MuligForeldreløs June 29, 2023
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smegmaintenance
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.
smegmaintenance by Gastronaut4Life April 9, 2020
Smegma
A combination of dead skin cells, seminal fluid and excess urine.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
It's a natural process that starts during the mid-teen years. The dead skin cells are from the connective tissue that held the foreskin to the glans during childhood.
As soon as you hit your teens, this tissue breaks down which then allows you to retract your foreskin.
Smegma can be washed out with plain water. Make sure you carefully retract your foreskin. Smegma usually builds up behind the inner end of the glans (just behind the bell-shaped tissue known as the corona). Soap isn't advised for use to keep skin irritation to a minimum, especially around such a sensitive area.
In case of smegma, circumcision isn't necessary. Smegma isn't a disease or a form of fungus. Just follow the above steps.
smegmatitis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007
Dark Smegma
Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.
To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.
"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"
Dark Smegma by Minotawr October 14, 2011