remnants

Small pieces of faecal matter that remain in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed. Immortalised in the TV show "Allie McBeal" by John Cage:
(explaining his remote control toilet flusher)
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: My regularity's easily thrown. Unclean bowls... trouble me.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.

The diarrhoea was so bad no matter how hard I flushed some remnants surfaced in the bowl

by argusm June 07, 2007

nip and tuck

Sex change operation - gender reassignment

Brian had always wanted to be a woman so he saved hard to go to Thailand for a nip and tuck

by argusm June 07, 2007

smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

by Argusm May 20, 2007

XXL

A fat lesbian. XX is the genetic makeup for a female. XXL both refers to size and sexual preference.

She looks so fat and butch she must be XXL

by Argusm May 20, 2007

aarghasm

An unpleasant orgasm because of pain, fear of pregnancy, disease or embarassment

My rubber broke when I was shafting this poxy whore causing me to have an aarghasm

by argusm June 07, 2007

muscly

1) Describes something or someone that is awesomely cool
2) Describes something or someone that is physically strong, hard

1) James drove his father's Porsche to the school social. "Hell,dude" said his friend "That's one muscly car!"
2) Thai hookers give the best sex - they have the most muscly vaginas

by Argusm June 07, 2007

crackaphat

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

by argusm June 07, 2007