smedium

Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.

Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?

by Shem B August 17, 2006

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 01, 2008

smedium

Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.

That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?

by bigredsfod December 18, 2010

smedium

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.

That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.

by EvilTaco September 27, 2010

smedium

an item that fits you but it fits you just perfectly it cannot be one size or better yet one inch smaller. It is usually tight fitting and usually refers to a tee shirt hugging the arms, just touching the belt buckle.

A whole site devoted to smediums is smediumtees.com

by Rodney Fowlkes December 07, 2006

smedium

A shirt that is way too small but the person thinks it looks good.

His shirt looks like a smedium. LMFAO

by tayleigh9600 June 08, 2016

smedium

Size (usually article of clothing) too big for a small but too small for a medium. Used perjoratively to refer to an irregular size.

He's shirt is so smedium!

by Nice April 04, 2003