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Shmedium 

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'
Shmedium by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

Shmedium 

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely
Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath
Shmedium by skerch wickit September 1, 2009

Shmedium 

1. The cross between small and medium
2. Usually in reference to penis size
1. Can i get a Shmedium subway sandwich
2. No its not that big its only shmedium
Shmedium by SecretAgentBobbers December 4, 2012

Shmedium 

It is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.
"The girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium". or the abrevited version. " I have an angry little shmede."
Shmedium by TomCon1987 January 7, 2013

Shmedium 

Shmedium is the size in-between a small and a medium. Usually when a medium fits more like a small.
I bought this shirt in a medium, but it fits more like a shmedium.
Shmedium by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015