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Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.
*** smarts (smarts@tGoM.owned.us) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch (java@blah.consolidated.net) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera (java@hehe.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin (Aura@hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba (TonGueFoo@Discipl3.net) Quit (Quit: die smarts)
by tGoM September 17, 2006
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When someone is smart they are itelligent
She was very smart
by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015
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An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.
Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !
by David Lenins August 30, 2007
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Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.
by Chosney July 10, 2003
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an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart
"I'm smarts."
by bean February 10, 2003
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when people are getting straight A's in school, and understand everything that is being taught.
Anthony and Joseph are smart and Mrs. Ivie knows it.
by Anthony Estes March 26, 2008
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"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z
by C Wayne June 09, 2005
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