Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.
*** smarts (smarts@tGoM.owned.us) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch (java@blah.consolidated.net) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera (java@hehe.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin (Aura@hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba (TonGueFoo@Discipl3.net) Quit (Quit: die smarts)
by tGoM September 17, 2006
another word for brain or gray matter
"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z
by C Wayne June 09, 2005
an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart
"I'm smarts."
by bean February 10, 2003
Any fat person you see you call them it, then when you see one of those huge people who are just square and you say it with more emphasis like smaaaaaaaaaaaartsss!
*fat guy walks past* "SMARTS"
by JoebyRFC August 10, 2010
Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.
Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!
by Shnotia December 28, 2010
chesty, large breasted, originated from the episode 'bebe's boobs destroy society' of South Park
Bebe's mom: i guess our family is just smart
Bebe: mom, whats six times seven?
Bebe's mom: Oh honey, those are two completely different numbers.
by Pirate monkeys October 25, 2009
The new term for giving head or brains used mostly in a bad way.
Put your Smarts on the side of your Garmet Wh0p0r0x
by Monsterman90 or SickleCell November 26, 2003

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