Something more people should be, and sure won't sound if they use all this slang.
That girl is pretty and very smart, that is the best way to be!
by no comment ever March 27, 2008
Intelligent; marked by intelligence; a guided bomb as in a SMART bomb.
The SMART bomb hit the target with pinpoint accuracy.

Samir Mohan is smart.
by BOLt November 27, 2004
You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.
Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
by Påsan March 16, 2009
Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009
Smarts is something that intelligent people have.

ie. What's being exported to China.
Why does our government fail?
Because we've lost our smarts.
by Transpolar Drift Stream July 18, 2011
sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."
"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008
An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice
Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!
by Ramer October 17, 2007
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