5 definitions by wreckage
goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.
by wreckage February 9, 2003
a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.
by wreckage February 10, 2003
bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.
by wreckage May 17, 2004
violent, explosive diarreah after eating vietnamese food. is usually red and feels like you are shitting razor blades.
by wreckage February 10, 2003