by The Land Finana December 26, 2018
what George Washington tells you after you pissed him off by participating in a duel when he told you not to
by charlesleewasleftbehind March 24, 2017
Mia- Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Just uh dont uh forget to uh pull out uh uh uh
Jake- Ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh
Mia- PULL OUT NOW UH UH UH
Jake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mia-Stop! PULL OUT!
Jake- Cant your too fucking fine I'm stuck
Mia- UHH UUHH AHHH AHHHH Get out of Inside me
9 months later
Mia- THIS IS OW ALL OW YOUR FAULT JAKE OWW
Jake- Ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh
Mia- PULL OUT NOW UH UH UH
Jake- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mia-Stop! PULL OUT!
Jake- Cant your too fucking fine I'm stuck
Mia- UHH UUHH AHHH AHHHH Get out of Inside me
9 months later
Mia- THIS IS OW ALL OW YOUR FAULT JAKE OWW
by XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXoe. July 30, 2019
Cash me inside, make me some tea
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
1. When you visit your friends often they know to make you a nice cup of English Tea when you come over.
2. When you have an argument or a fight with someone, however it is too cold outside for either of you to sort it out outside, so you stay inside.
Example :
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"
1. " I'm coming over Niamh, it's just a 5 minute walk, do me a favour, Cash me inside, make me some tea".
2. " OH my God how dare you talk about my mother like that you cow, it's -5°c out there ! So Cash me inside, make me some tea!!"
by adss786addss February 8, 2017
by SmolG_ March 20, 2017
Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
by bobrick234 August 10, 2019
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018