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WOW!! That was a massive slunk!
#dunk #slam #basketball #b-ball #basket
by Terrysaurus July 24, 2012
Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.
Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty.
#veal #naked #lunch #william #burroughs
by Danny Valentine November 29, 2010
A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.
The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.
by T.P. June 07, 2004
1. when you're so tired from working that only one beer gives you a buzz.

2. working so long that you have a buzz for no reason.
Alex was so slunk, his beer wasn't even open yet and he couldn't walk straight.
#drunk #tired #work #beer #buzz
by irysh9 November 01, 2013
To be 'in a slunk' is a phrase meaning to be in a state between being drunk and asleep.
''Hey man, last night was great right?''
''I can't remember, I was in a slunk for most of it.''
#slunk #drunk #asleep #intoxicated #slunking
by TheHardyViper June 28, 2013
A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
I slunk about the corner. (A)

Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)

Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
#slink #slut #whore #buckethead #chicken #robot #night #of #the #pageant #crime #scene
by Bucketbot #13 July 04, 2010
Slutty drunk- a girl who would not do a sexual act unless she was drunk
Wow, Stacy just hooked up with another guy when she was drunk? What a slunk.
#slut #trashy #easy #pushover #basic
by Stevieboy February 09, 2015
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