5 definitions by Splunky

flotsamned

The act of saying something is incorrectly spelled when it clearly is correct especially in the dark arts of pyrography

“Sarah Jane, you’ve spelt Queef with only 1 E”
“Have I? Curse you…I’ve just been flotsamned”

by Splunky November 22, 2022

Lady Trifle

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.

“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”

by Splunky September 24, 2022

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

Jenna-Bean-Bob

Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.

Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.

Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.

“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”

by Splunky January 7, 2023

Slunk

The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes

Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.

by Splunky March 11, 2022