shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

slicecock decision 

A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.

Should I screw Jenny or Jane?

Man, that is one slicecock decision!

slicecock decision by Burt Johnson September 18, 2007

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

New Jersey Slickback by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

A Pimp Named Slickback 

The name of minor character appearing on the Boondocks episode "Guess Hoes Coming to Dinner". He hates being called "slickback" for short, claiming that his name has to be said all the way through, like A Tribe Called Quest.

Also know as "a nigga in a purple suit".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kkt490I0_2I

My name is A Pimp Named Slickback, and I believe I may have misplaced some merchandise at this residence.

A Pimp Named Slickback by a pimp named A Pimp Named Slickback September 18, 2008

stickjock 

1. Someone in a LARP only for the fighting aspect.
2. The opposite of a flurb.

The guys in costumes are flurbs. The ones in hockey pads are stickjocks.

stickjock by ripper44872 June 11, 2006

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

Spackcock by AJ212 August 7, 2009

A Pimp Named Slickback 

A pimp from the cult cartoon show "The Boondocks" on Adult Swim.
His name is the whole phrase.

The name is also used to describe misunderstanding.

1. "My name is A Pimp Named Slickback."

2. Man, nobody says my name right. I'm like A Pimp Named Slickback.

3. "Uh, what did you say?"
"Are you deaf? I feel like A Pimp Named Slickback."

A Pimp Named Slickback by JTO ME January 20, 2008