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slash and burn 

The act whereby and individual can rid him/herself of pubic "crabs" by shaving half of one's pubic hair, then lighting the other half on fire; the result of which is the crabs running out into the clearing whereupon they can readily be stabbed with a ball-point pen.
My buddy Meat Hook serial fornicated with many unclean women after the Chargers game, and was forced to slash and burn the next day.

slash-and-burn editor 

Someone on urbandictionary.com who doesn't really read submissions when he/she edits them, just puts "publish" or "reject" at random depending on what he/she feels like.
I'm a slash-and-burn editor because I just published thirty words for the hell of it.
slash-and-burn editor by Wail Halls September 7, 2006

slash-and-burn editor 

A wiki editor who deletes or removes content instead of fixing, improving, rewording, or sourcing it. Someone whose main mission is (or appears to be) to remove instead of contribute.
A slash-and-burn editor just deleted that paragraph instead of fixing it!

smash and burn 

Excessive group pot smoking followed by intense sessions of nintendo 64's super smash brothers. This is usually followed by the ordering of pizza and then passing out still fully clothed.
tuesday was the weekly smash and burn, fred couldnt make it because he was tired from the wake and bake.
smash and burn by fishy fish June 16, 2007
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026