slamdance

a PUNK dance that is a spin off of the pogo that involves you running around clockwise or counterclickwise in a circle and flailing your arms about, and kicking you legs. the point is to have fun, not beat the shit out of someone.

man I slamdanced last night when i saw conflict it was kick ass.

slamdance by andrew October 1, 2004

Slamdance Chubby 

When obtaining a soft erection from the process of slam-dancing or other violent dance forms.

"I had a total slamdance chubby at the Bring me the horizon show last night."

Slamdance Chubby by Emosd1 October 3, 2009

Sandueceky 

The act of taking a dump that takes as long or longer than it would take you to travel from your present location to Sandusky Ohio.

Note: If you reside in Sandusky, this is the act of shitting your pants, or shanting.

Jaret:I just took a 3 hour shit!
Booh:You totally just took a Sandueceky!

Sandueceky by Jaret Binford October 18, 2008

Slampiece 

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

Slampiece by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio 

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

Natty to Slampiece Ratio by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010

Slampiece 

A girl with the personality to hang and the sex drive to bang

Dave: "that slampiece Jamie and I banged all night"

Frat Brother "dude, wtf you like took her on a date today"

Dave: "Yeah she can definitely hang"

Slampiece by cunexttuesdayyy February 25, 2010

slampiece 

More suggestive, and therefore far more amusing, variation of politically correct, gender-neutered pansexual labels such as S.O. to refer to a sexual partner or boy/girlfriend. See also slamp, piece.

Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.

slampiece by caffeinatrix November 8, 2002