Slalom 

A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.

Kat had a serious fulby--I had to slalom like crazy after I went down on her.

Slalom by JustMC August 23, 2016

Slalom 

Two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she's about to earn a gold medal at the next winter games alpine event. (A double hand job.)

We were all drunk at Cindy's the other night and after she went down on Bob she worked on her slalom's with us.

Slalom by themenace August 27, 2013

Slalom 

1. (v) It's like T bagging in the snow.

2. (v) Frozen sploshing.

"Hey Adam! It's snowing! Perfect weather to stay indoors and slalom."

He's a great slalomer.

Slalom by Just a Glambert April 30, 2011

Slalom 

A sexual position where the male partner is lying flat on the ground, penis erect, and the female is riding the throbbing sausage like a skier, by means of squatting up and down with dildos in each hand.

Miley Cyrus totally just slalomed that 8th grader. Its on efuked.com!

Slalom by Throbber69rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 16, 2008

Slalom Driving

A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.

Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.

Slalom Driving by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

slalom sore 

when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing

Crash was complaining of his slalom sore to his buds at work the next day.

slalom sore by Joe Wiley Mississippi October 20, 2008

Slalom Lager 

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

Slalom Lager by Nick D October 16, 2003