Skypigs are the disgusting mouth breathers who board a public airline flight, wait about 20 minutes so everyone is starting to relax, and then open a carry out of a full size entree of shit that smells fucking terrible like tuna or a medley of unauthentic Mexican slop purchased from the Chili’s in the departing airport. They then cram the entire fucking entree down their cram hole while everyone has to sit in the food stench and listen to their horrendous eating noises.
Can you believe this shit, bro? There are two skypigs sitting right in front of us on this 6 hour flight.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!