Me: Hey, check out this band Skrape!! they kick ass!!!
Guy who listens to melodic Hard Rock: Wow, they're hella good!!! What's the name of this song?
Me: The name of the song is
I can't breathe, it's from their album Up the Dose
Wigga:
What the fuck y'all listen' to bitches Haaaa!!!
Me (angrily, but still being nice, I hand him the CD player): Here.
Wigga: WTF!! This shit is gay fo sho!!
Me: Oh really, so what in your definition is gay?
Wigga: Everything except Jay-Z, Eminem, Lil Jon, and
the real shit G!! But I als o like some of dis Rock Music, like Linkin Park's new album.
Me:(shake head and walk away)
Wigga: Yeah that's right yo!! Y'all betta bounce foo!!! Wow, I'm the hardcore gangsta rapper on this side of Beverly Hills!! Y'all better fear Brad Williams III!! The real gangsta!!
